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Dra. Angela Ziegler

IYKYK — 2

El segundo programa hacia una revisión al pasado cercano, traída por el emblemático grupo "El Que Entendió, Entendió™". Que lo disfruten.

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Today we will be performing two guys bonding over their zodiac sign and also a brief sinopsis of The Fault in our Stars:
— Cancer?
— Cancer.

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— There’s only one race: the human race.
— WHAT ABOUT NASCAR?!

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— BOO!

— AH! Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!

—...hahA!

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— Heeey, hey hey, hey kids? Kids! PATRICIA... Honey, can you be quiet? I'm just trynna do something.

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i had a grat tim win i was checacret i had los avi macup on my fas

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— Look at-! Ugh, it's freaking bats. I love Halloween.

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— This kid's definitely on crack right now.

— *bonk* YAAAA *bonk* YAAAAAaaaAAAA.

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— Dook at all dose SCHIKENSz!

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— Hey, how were those chicken strips?

— FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS.

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— Here, have this.

— THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET.

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— YOU GAWN GET WEHHT AYEEE AINT GUN TAKE YOU HOWME AWWWWW COME OWNNN HE GOT HIS DAYM FEET WHET NOW SHIT-DAWG >:[

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— It's a very cute baby.

— Thanks, she's named after her grandma.

— Aw, what's her name?

—...grandma?

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— Welcome back to me screaming! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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— He doesn't deserve you! If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.

— I'm gone!

— Now go chop his dick off.

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— HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!!

— ...I can't swim.

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— I love you beetch *strikes guitar* I ain't gon never stop loving you, beeeetch.

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— Happy Crimmus. It's Chrismen! Merry Crissis! Merry Chrysler.

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— It's an avocado! ...Thaaankssss.

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— SKIIITTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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— Who's the hottest Uber Driver you've ever had?

— Uhm, I've never went to Oovoo Javer.

[HAS NEVER WENT TO OOVOO JAVER]

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Publicado la semana 25. 21/06/2020
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