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Dra. Angela Ziegler

IYKYK — 1

Bienvenidos a este nuevo programa en el que realizaremos una revisión al pasado cercano, traída por el emblemático grupo "El Que Entendió, Entendió™". Que lo disfruten.

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— WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO, WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE. STEP THE FUCK UP, KYLE.

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— SURE, you may be VERIFIED on Twitter, but ARE YOU verified in the EYES of GOD?!?

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— we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

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— ♫♪ I want a church girl, to go to church ♪♬ AN REE DA BIBLE ♩♫

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— LEBron James, LebronJAMes, Lebron JameS, Lebron jAMES, lebron james.

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— *wheeze*...does it feel good?

— a

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— HI WELLCOME TO CHILLI'S.

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— And they were roommates!

Oh my god, they were roommates.

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— Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called fre-freesha vOCA DOO... FREESH AVOCA DOO.

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— I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

— OH YOU SPI-WAHWAHWAH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?

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— ...psst!

— ...ʷʰᵃᵗˀ

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— Road work ahead??? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does...?

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— What if I wanna have sex before I get married?

— Well, I guess you'll just have to be prepared to die.

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— Disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?

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— Welcome to Bible study, we're all children of JESUS! Kumbayaaa my lord!

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— OH WOW! IT'S A MAN-SHELLFISH! NEVER SEEN ONE IN THE WILD BEFORE!

— ᶰᵉᵍʰˑˑˑˑˑᵘʰˑˑˑeee!

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— Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?

— It's not water.

— Vodka! I like your stu-

— It's vinegar.

— ...what?

— It's vinegar, pussy.

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— 𝙱𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 𝙶𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙿 𝙾𝙽 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝚃𝙾𝙴 𝙱𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙾𝚆𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚃𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 𝐷𝐼𝑆𝐺𝑂𝑆𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺

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— Why is everybody afraid of l o v e?

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— LOVE!

— Ahh!

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— Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like cero grams of trans fat and OH MY GOD CHOLESTEROL!

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Publicado la semana 13. 01/07/2020
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